So I went to the Ellen show today and it was amazing. She even danced with me! But I’m not telling you when it airs in case I look stupid.
(Dancing’s never been a good look for me.)
I should tell you that Operation M.E.O.W. (My dearest Ellen, you Owe me nothing but won’t you please send me a cat With short hair?) was aborted. Yet again. Not to say I didn’t try. In fact, I had the whole audience campaigning for me!
But alas, all I got was a NEW KODAK PRINTER!!!!
Cats are over-rated anyway. I mean, can Morris fax? Can Garfield scan? And Sylvester – HE’S just black and white. Sorry, guys, but I’m all about 4/color multi-tasking machines now. They may not cuddle at night, but they sure make fake ID production a lot easier.
Am I right, ladies? (That’s from Ellen.) Hey, do you think I should try and write a monologue for her? I’ll call it “Ellen’s Sugar Mamalogue.”
I’m doing it. Stay tuned.
